Just A Former Archaeologist
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Capybaramusings - Works | Archive of Our Own So a link to my stuff on AO3, atm mainly Beastars stuff, got writers block on the She Ra one. In them almost everyone is gay.
Cat Among the Canines :AU Where a fire results in Bill being in room 701.
Antshake Fountain: AU Where it is Kibi Legoshi attacks not Haru. (Kibi/Legoshi/Tao).
Never Really Thought About it: One shots where Legoshi thinks/ends up in relationships earlier, and is saved from the toxic unhealthy mess that is his cannon ones.
Bardstars: Dnd setting with the beastars characters. When Pina runs away from home, his stealing of a dress for himself attracts the attention of a wolf cleric of Bahamut.
Shiatagumi: Different drama club members end up as the boss of the Shishigumi.
Stripes and Scales: The stripes Bill gives legoshi heal as scales instead of scars, and Legoshi is forced to expose his heritage to save Bill.The Rebel Squad (She Ra) The whole squad ends up fleeing the hoard, but is currently ina limbo as I have serious writes block on it.
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The U.S.S. Archimedes, looks like an upgraded Excelsior-class with the engineering hill like the Lakota and Enterprise-B, but Sovereign-class style deflector dish and nacelles. The saucer also is different, stretched out like a Sovereign-class starship while retaining the elements of an Excelsior Class.
Per the Paramount + release this is an Obena-class starship.
We also got some okudagrams in the ep:
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Federation Obena-class starship USS Archimedes (NCC-83002)
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This now makes me wonder if Kanbei's wife is some kind of intelligence specialist for Gold Comet, like she's part of a team that works reconnaissance against the enemy and keeps the army updated with reports. This could work well since where Kanbei is the heart, she could be the mind, you could even say that she retired but had to go back to the position because of the Black Hole Army
I can see that! I did imagine her being a CO but I am not smart enough to make unique CO power ideas so pls…tell me your ideas on that
Sadly based on AW1 lines about her I think she passed away before the game events :(
Not that it will stop me from drawing her in doodles esp angst stuff -
Carla looks ready to fight the Black Hole Army herself
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They all would be she would probably be the most violent
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Drake?! Could you not have waited a little with thinking about your bf??
Can’t believe Nell is homophobic 😔 /j
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UNCOMFORTABLE ADVANCE WARS RECAP
We got:
* Orange Star! Pew pew, ‘Murica! Just like in real life, they’re the main characters of everything. Our commanders include President Hot Aunt Vibes, Ash Ketchum with wrenches, Steroids Man, GI Jane, and a little old Japanese shop keeper for some reason.
* Blue Moon! Russia but without the unrelenting horror! So many vague communist aesthetics but without anything to show for it, you’d think it was the Democratic Socialists of America. Our commanders include Actual General Winter, Lazy Cowboy, and a rich nepotism baby who fights with human wave tactics (which might be the most Russian thing ever put in a game).
* Gold Comet! Imperial Japan but now with 100% fewer blood-curdling war crimes! Originally called ‘Yellow Comet,’ but someone at Nintendo finally realized that this was a REALLY questionable thing to call an Asian country. Our commanders include an emperor who proves that it’s possible to be both Japanese AND a weeb, the only intelligent person in the entire series, and Grandpa ‘Nam Veteran.
* Green Earth! Slutty Eurotrash with tanks! Very insistent that nothing whatsoever happened between 1933 and 1945, thank you very much. Our commanders include Blitzkrieg Bishonen, the lovechild of Stede Bonnett and Jimmy Buffett, and tank lesbian.
* Black Hole! They’re the Bad Guys! They appear to be aliens, Nazis, and/or Hot Topic mall goths- but their similarities to the people of New Hampshire end there. They’re here to conquer the planet, despoil the environment, and make angry YouTube videos complaining about ’forced diversity.’ Commanders include Literally Darth Hitler, the obligatory dumb brute that every bad guy squad is required to hire thanks to Affirmative Action, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, a sexier Marilyn Manson, and Scar Fullmetal Alchemist.
Dual Strike, which is (honestly thankfully) not included in the remake, also adds the following commanders: Nuclear Nepotism, a white boy trying to become a rapper, another rich communist, Kamikaze Wario, Don fucking Quixote, meme robot, hobbit ninja, Karen, and Somehow Palpatine Has Returned
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Behind the Meme: Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir
In 1953, explorer Sir Leonard Woolley discovered and acquired the tablet from what is believed to be the ruins of Ea-nasir’s home while on an expedition to the city of Ur. Several other similar tablets complaining about poor copper quality were also recovered, suggesting Ea-nasir frequently sent his customers poor-quality goods. The tablet is currently held at the British Museum.
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Lost DS9 season 8 episode plot : Quark becomes a rainbow capitalist
And we wouldn’t wan’t to disrespect tradition, would we ?
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actually the no 1 funniest thing about a Denethor lives AU is, he & Aragorn knew each other when Aragorn was living incognito in Gondor and did not like each other and there’s no way Denethor wouldn’t recognise Aragorn immediately
Aragorn: *rides into Minas Tirith as king*
Denethor:
(via lesbiansforboromir)
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I’m sorry I just had a thought and I must share it. If that’s alright. Ok so. What if. What if Aragorn had been able to heal Boromir at the end of fotr? Anonymous
This came four days ago but I’M HERE NOW- And it’s so endearing that yall are like;
*Has a Boromir-inclusive thought*
Erran must be informed
Like #1 sweet and #2 yes you are right I must be. You did the right thing.
Anyway this is what I like to call the ‘generally good’ timeline. The way it would work is essentially Boromir is just as hurt as he is in canon, but Aragorn has more resources available to leave him in a healing ‘not going to die’ state. There’s really no way of getting him run-capable in time for him to also go after Merry and Pippin, so I always imagine that they leave Gimli at his side and Aragorn and Legolas go after the Uruks by themselves. This makes good sense since Aragorn and Boromir are the only two members of the fellowship who know their way around Rohan and once he’s able to walk Boromir would be more than capable of leading Gimli to the nearest settlement, or even Edoras itself.
However, it takes Aragorn and Co literally just seven days to get to Eomer, go to the uruk ambush to try and find Merry and Pip, meet gandalf in Fangorn, ride BACK to Edoras, heal Theoden, set out to Isengard, meet Ceorl and hear about Erkenbrand’s defeat at the fords, turn around to Helms deep AND for the whole battle of Helms deep to happen, including the part where Gandalf arrives with Erkenbrand’s Eored. That’s like. Wild as fuck for one thing. But also it doesn’t give Boromir much time to recover and get back to them. It is admittedly plausible to me that Boromir would be ride-worthy within three?? days??, not because of my deep medical knowledge just the general resilience and folk-hero esque narrative beats of Boromir’s tale. But that still would be slow even if some kind Rohirrim would lend them a horse. They are on essentially the opposite side of the country from Helms deep. BAH BUT STILL, it’s nice to think that Boromir and Gimli are at Helms Deep by the time Aragorn and the King arrive since he heard of the whole Isengard deal from a scout too.
This is all a very longwinded way of saying that Pippin and Gandalf would know that Boromir was alive by the time they came to Gondor. Which leaves Denethor and Faramir in far more robust states. Their relationship is better, Faramir isn’t openly challenging Denethor. He doesn’t go for the Palantir when Faramir is struck by the arrow, he isn’t crushed by loss, he still has something to hold onto. And that means he’s also able to lead the City’s defenses during the siege which is probably very good for everyone involved! In fact I’d say when Hirgon arrives with the red arrow and Boromir hears everything he has to say, he’s probably off by himself and arrives at Minas Tirith in time to rally the troops himself. Lord perhaps even in time to lead the sortie to defend Osgiliath himself rather than Faramir. He is the Captain-General after all, fuck he’d probably suggest it himself-… EVERYTHING IS BETTER IF BOROMIR’S THERE!
#EverythingIsBetterWithBoromir - Erran 2k20
